PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES
Multifandom, however, the main ones are The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, and Supernatural. I feel like my mother is going to have me shipped off any second now. This blog has my fandoms and text posts -lots and lots of text posts- that I find funny or entertaining.
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
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100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
My spirit. This is a new thought. I’m not sure exactly what it means, but it suggests I’m a fighter. In a sort of brave way. It’s not as if I’m never friendly. Okay, maybe I don’t go around loving everybody I meet, maybe my smiles are hard to come by, but i do care for some people.
some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.